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Beth
Shalom
The Progressive Jewish Congregation of Auckland, New Zealand |
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+64 9 524 4139 -- Fax +64 9 524 7075 -- Email info@bethshalom.org.nz
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Jews were all bragging about whos Rebbi is the best. 1 jew said: My rebbis the best one time it was raining very hard and a flood began and we were all abut to die so my rebbi said water to the left, water to the right, and the waters split! And we were all saved! The second jew said:ah! that's nothing! One time we were all with our rebbi in a building that caught fire and there was no way out so the rebbi said: fire to the left, fire to the right, and we all walked out safely! The third Jew is laughing hysterically, saying: ah, tha'ts nothing! One time I was walking down the street with my rebbi on shobbos (sabbath) and we saw a 100 dollar bill laying on the ground, so my rebbi said "Shobbos to the left, Shobbos to the right, and he picked up the 100 bucks!!!!!!!!!" - Channah Jesmer Israel |
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