Lets play: So you wouldn't mind being a Kosher Millionaire.

For $500
Q. Who is Israel's favorite Internet provider?

A. Netanyahoo.

For $1,000
Q. What is the name of a facial lotion made for Jewish women?

A. Oil of Oy Vey.

For $2,000
Q. What is the title of the new horror film for Jewish women?

A. Debbie Does Dishes.

For $4,000
Q. What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish Women?

A. The "Plaintiff."

For $8,000
Q. How does a Jewish kid verbally abuse his playmates?

A. "Your Mother pays retail."

For $16,000
Q. In the Jewish doctrine, when does the fetus become human?

A. When it graduates from medical school.

For $32,000
Q. What does a Jewish women do to keep her hands soft and her nails
long and beautiful?

A. Nothing, she does nothing at all.

For $64,000
Q. Define "Genius".

A. A "C" student with a Jewish mother.

For $125,000
Q. What do you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?

A. Genghis Cohen.

For $250,000
Q. Why did the Moyel retire?

A. He just couldn't cut it anymore.

For $500,000
Q. If Tarzan and Jane where Jewish, what would Cheetah be.

A. A fur coat.

For $1,000,000
Q. What is the difference between a Jewish Grandmother and an Italian
Grandmother?

A. 10 lbs.