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Moishe is being indoctrinated by the Russian Government:

Govt. official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?"
Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."
Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?"
Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."
Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you do with it?"

No reply. Government official asks the question again. And still no reply.

Finally he shouts: "Moishe, why don't you reply?"
Moishe: "Because I have a sweater."