Beth Shalom
The Progressive Jewish Congregation
of Auckland, New Zealand
 
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It was a terrible night, blowing cold and snow in a most frightful manner. The streets were deserted and the local baker was just
about to close up shop when a little Jewish man slipped through the door. He carried an umbrella, blown inside out, and was
bundled in two sweaters and a thick coat. But even so he still looked wet, freezing, and bedraggled.

As he unwound his scarf, he said to the baker, "May I have two poppy seed bagels to go, please?"

The baker said in astonishment, "Two bagels? Nothing more?"

"That's right," answered the little man. "One for me and one for Mollie."

"Mollie is your wife?" Asked the baker.

"What do you think," snapped the little man, "my mother would send me out on a night like this?"