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Beth
Shalom
The Progressive Jewish Congregation of Auckland, New Zealand |
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+64 9 524 4139 -- Fax +64 9 524 7075 -- Email info@bethshalom.org.nz
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Did you know there are two special stewardesses on El Al flights? One serves the food and the other follows, saying, "Eat! Eat!" * Moskowitz and Finkelstein were in a cafeteria, drinking tea. Moskowitz studied his cup and said with a sigh, "Ah, my friend, life is like a cup of tea." Finkelstein considered that for a moment and then said, "But why is life like a cup of tea?" And Moskowitz replied, "How should I know? Am I a philosopher?" * Three Eastern European Jews named Berel, Cherel, and Shmerel were talking about moving to the US. Berel says, "When I move to America, I'm going to have to change my name. They won't call me Berel anymore, they'll call me Buck." Cherel says, "When I move to America, I'll also have to change my name. They'll call me Chuck." Then Shmerel says..... "I'm not moving! |
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