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Beth
Shalom
The Progressive Jewish Congregation of Auckland, New Zealand |
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+64 9 524 4139 -- Fax +64 9 524 7075 -- Email info@bethshalom.org.nz
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Two Jewish men were walking their dogs near shule one Shabbes morning when they smelt the aroma of a cholent kiddush wafting up from the shule's kitchen. The first one said "Let's go inside." The other replied, "What about our dogs?" The first guy answered, "Just follow my lead." The first guy enters the shule, puts one of the shule's kippas on his head and is confronted by the shammes: "You can't come into the shule with a dog." The guy replies "This is my seeing eye dog" and is allowed in. The second guy comes in, grabs a kippa and is also accosted by the shammes about the dog. This guy also says that it is a seeing eye dog. The shammes screams out that the dog is a chihuahua. The guy answers, "Is that what they gave me ?" |
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